Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.

A random inanimate object you need the apprentice technician to grab but don't have time to call it by it's native name because of ridiculous overhead production demands.

A person that is constantly singing jingles out loud that they heard on television commercials.

During Christmas time you put minty hot chocolate in your mouth and spit it in a girls ass

Seemingly hairless, but actually quite hairy terrorist. Face off wizard who has mastered the art of drawing a woman spread eagle, and creating awkward situations with strangers at bars. Overall nice guy, who can't stop buying surf boards.

people who find the bts inside joke funny and think of it atleast twice on a daily basis

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.