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"See that twat over there? Thats Jamie Oliver, he ruined Irn-Bru. Bloody lettuce shagger"
by baileyalexx May 24, 2019
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A muppet who managed to become a British celebrity by combining half-arsed cooking with a fake cockney accent. Sold his soul to the UK supermarket chain Sainsburys.
If yew don't wan' ter get caught by the pork chops an' end up in a flowery dell, they 'ad be'er not understand what yew’re tawkin’ about. Nuff said, yeah? Oh, and buy some stuff from Sainsburys.
by J@ffa October 06, 2004
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Cunt. Mockney Cunt. Sainsburys promoting mockney cunt. No it isn't pukka you lisping cock-pope.
I got really drunk last night and blew chunks all over a fit bird. I felt a right Jamie Oliver.
by x-bow September 01, 2004
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Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.

Fact.
Oright maate, thats pukkaa thiiing.

Apppless and peearrs...
by Biafra J August 10, 2004
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Vocalist/DJ/Keyboardist/Artist.
Part of Welsh six peice Lostprophets.
Amazing man.
Awesome musician.
"My name's Jamie...And I'm the fucking DJ!"
by Jen November 16, 2004
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