Sound Lad can be a dick but u want him at a gaf

a person named jamie that sleeps. probably has a rlly attractive voice

An endearing human being. Caring and considerate. Likes to please anybody and is always ready to lend a helping hand around the bins at the back of iceland. She claims its a massage parlour but the knocking on the door suggests its a knocking shop

Jamie's a sound yin and if u want him to fart in your mouth your gonna need to shag the wee wepn fs

Jamie spice

A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas

Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders

Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature

By ignoring it

Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts

#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots

#2....they think there double tasty

#3...they think there double naughty

#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation

#5....searches the earth for a sesh

What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk

A very feisty

The best daddy in the world. Ladies have always loved him But only one woman has his heart. His Kids LOVE him and he LOVES them.

Jaimie steele is pretty gay and retarded