A group activity which involves showering a person with semen while they sleep, with a particular focus on the target's back and neck leaving them with a crispy neck. A male bonding exercise very popular with squaddies.
by Bingo46 June 11, 2014
When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
by A7sa July 03, 2019
To absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. This includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up space, and thinking about not Jamesing
"A: What are you doing? You have a final tomorrow?!
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"
by TheJameser March 03, 2011
by belmonte_is_king February 18, 2009
1. To James
An action with anything related to metal, bros, happiness, or weed in it. Often accompanied with a props/high five/bro handshake.
2. James
An awesome metalhead who does all of the above daily. Can often be seen in English class headbanging. Sadly will never be as good at guitar as Haydon. See Haydoning.
An action with anything related to metal, bros, happiness, or weed in it. Often accompanied with a props/high five/bro handshake.
2. James
An awesome metalhead who does all of the above daily. Can often be seen in English class headbanging. Sadly will never be as good at guitar as Haydon. See Haydoning.
Ben: Howdy Jacob
Jacob: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: Don't even trying jamesing me man.
James: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: AHHHH YOU'RE JAMESING ME!
James: Haha thanks bro my man (Props) yo I'm so happy right now (Bro hugs), LET'S DO SOME WEEEED! (Highfives).
Haydon: Hey dude did you listen to Bullet for my Valentine yet?
James: FUCK OFF!!!! AGHHHH METALLLLLL!!
Jacob: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: Don't even trying jamesing me man.
James: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: AHHHH YOU'RE JAMESING ME!
James: Haha thanks bro my man (Props) yo I'm so happy right now (Bro hugs), LET'S DO SOME WEEEED! (Highfives).
Haydon: Hey dude did you listen to Bullet for my Valentine yet?
James: FUCK OFF!!!! AGHHHH METALLLLLL!!
by BenCherry February 21, 2009
Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.
by #SoNotAJames November 19, 2020
to gratify one's self in a lonely, yet dignified manner; and lasting an uneccessary amount of time. This process usually occurs many times in one day, often to soft rock or catchy pop songs.
I don't have a girlfriend, so i spent all last saturday Jamesing; almost to the point of dehydration.
by Boccob April 08, 2011
May 1 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

