The James River is a river in the U.S. state of Virginia. It is 348 miles long, extending to 444 miles includes the Jackson River. It is the 12th longest river in the United States that remains entirely within a single state

It has become very popular for families to take swims in and college students at VCU to get fucked up at.
VCU student1: Hey wanna get fucked up at the James River tomorrow and drink PBR?

VCU student2: Yea man! The river is sick!
by hillert October 22, 2013
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a factual description of jrhs. james river high school, often called simply "river", is a small-town school in the boondocks of botetourt county, virginia. known county-wide as your local shithole, this is a gathering for the rednecks in lifted trucks, shouting their mating call "yee-yee", as they scout their natural habitat. the rival school is lord botetourt high, known for it's whores and snobs. (side note: please God will yall accept this as a definition. if you dont then youre a total asswipe.)
Redneck: Down hur in the holler is whur yall find gud ol james river high school. YEE YEE I LOVE 'MURICA TRUMP 2020
Literally everyone else:
by your fellow yee-yee-er October 03, 2019
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A human male, one of the Teletubbies.

Intellectual, at least 3%
Sexiness, at the highest -100%
River James Park

Today i went and had some tubby custard. I spilt it all over the floor so my nu nu cleaned it all up. I tell you he is good at sucking.
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