Person 1: "Cor blimey. This is a nice bloody surprise. What's this about, then?"
Person 2: "Dude, what's wrong with him?"
Person 3: "He just got a James Bond syndrome."
Person 2: "Dude, what's wrong with him?"
Person 3: "He just got a James Bond syndrome."
by Total Anon February 18, 2011
What happens when multiple STD's combine in a person, to form a super STD. This super disease melts through the person's crotch, and thier organs dump out through the newly created hole.
by teh Face February 17, 2005
your bitch and you stand back to front she then puts a cork in her vagina queefz it out into your open ass hole and sucks it out
"We were dry humping and she pulled a 50s James Bond!!!"
by Ryan (vagina munger) Meara April 11, 2007
Headed by Jordi LeForge after he left the USS Enterprise, the IJBSC is the 3030 ED equivalent to the United States' CIA or NSA, only this crew ain't be hatin' hoe-niggaz. They be real niggaz. LeForge and his crew have the responsibility of protecting Bonecrusher and his interests, though not that he needs it.
Man the IJBSC be all jumpin' round and needled those mo'fuccas! Then they stole their pocket PCs.
The IJBSC captured Samson after he was accused of having links with the Deltron-sympathizing Zak.
The IJBSC captured Samson after he was accused of having links with the Deltron-sympathizing Zak.
by Philip Boyle June 02, 2004
James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.
Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D
by DiesIrae92 January 01, 2012
Having sex with a person that was single, a boyfriend/girlfriend, someone engaged, and some married.
All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.
All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.
by Lil Dick Game May 30, 2018
"Yo bro my girlfriend was wearing spanks and laying down and I could see her pussy. Thought about giving her the ole James Bonds."
"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."
"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."
"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."
"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."
by James Barley December 25, 2013