Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.
by Good Man May 14, 2017
serving as a groomsman in a wedding, and later on, banging a bridesmaid from behind. Pull out and skeet on her back, and roll her over onto your tux jacket, so that it is stuck to her. Similar to pulling a superman.
by ballchester January 04, 2010
To force yourself, without consent, upon a woman who then changes her mind, stops resisting, and begins to enjoy the experience. She may even fall in love.
Did James Bond just sexually assault that woman? Technically, but it was James Bond Rape, and she's quite happy about it now.
by Hazmat January 08, 2015
when one uses phrases originally found in James Bond movies... most commonly "shaken, not stirred", can also apply to the use of the "bond, james bond" style of stating ones name.
-What's your name?
-Smith, Joe Smith
-Dude, quit it with the James Bond-age
-How do u take ur martinis?
-Shaken, not stirred. ::following a dramatic head roll::
-Smith, Joe Smith
-Dude, quit it with the James Bond-age
-How do u take ur martinis?
-Shaken, not stirred. ::following a dramatic head roll::
by watevrrr August 06, 2008
It's another word for silent but deadly farts. These are just done with such discression, that nobody takes credit, and/or even goes as far as to recognizes the fart. Very smooth.
Dude, I farted last night at the game. James Bonding that shit! Nobody moved, but eveybody smelled it!
by The Lewis October 20, 2008
In series involving more than one actor playing a specific character (EX: James Bond, Doctor Who), the first actor you see playing that character will be believed to be the best at it.
Guy 1: Dude Matt Smith is the best Doctor!
Guy 2: Nah I think David Tennant was way better.
Guy 1: Well which one did you see first?
Guy 2: David Tennant.
Guy 1: You've just got James Bond Syndrome.
Guy 2: Nah I think David Tennant was way better.
Guy 1: Well which one did you see first?
Guy 2: David Tennant.
Guy 1: You've just got James Bond Syndrome.
by Couch Radish March 14, 2012
A meme used when one is in confusion or lack of thought. The phrase 'james bond a horse' is inserted into a sentance in which a person could not have thought of any other words to finish it/replace it. Originally started on GameFAQs Modern Warfare 2 Boards by the user Oscar_Mike.
(1) person 1: aw man that guy totally ruined it!
person 2: yeah, he completely....james bond a horse
(2) person 1: can someone tell me how do defeat the final boss?
person 2: you have to get the ancient weapon and then james bond a horse
person 2: yeah, he completely....james bond a horse
(2) person 1: can someone tell me how do defeat the final boss?
person 2: you have to get the ancient weapon and then james bond a horse
by Markwick99 February 04, 2010