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To "James Bond" someone, or give them the "Bond Treatment" is when you have a one night stand, and surreptitiously exit the dorm room/hotel room/bedroom before they wake up, leaving them to arise later on, alone and befuddled. Extra points if you're wearing a tux at the time.
"Oh man. Kevin got home at like 7am. He totally pulled a James Bond on that girl!"
by Binny82 February 15, 2008
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Fictitious Agent 007 of the British Secret Service, lover of martinis that are shaken and not stirred, bedder and ditcher of fine women, speaker of shitty puns, licensed to kill. One of the world's most celebrated sociopaths.

Originally the main character in Ian Fleming's series; now a well-known decades-spanning series of movies, starring actors such as Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig as 007.

See also "His Name Is James Bond", a hilarious viral video about what a douche he is.
Guy #1: "Hey, have you seen the new James Bond film?"
Guy #2: "Nah, man, Austin Powers does it better."
by Silver415 April 21, 2013
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Having sex with a person that was single, a boyfriend/girlfriend, someone engaged, and some married.

All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.
James pulled off his James Bond last night. Finally got a married chick.
by Lil Dick Game May 30, 2018
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The act of sliding ones penis into a women wherever one pleases in a quick very unoticable fashion.
"Yo bro my girlfriend was wearing spanks and laying down and I could see her pussy. Thought about giving her the ole James Bonds."

"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."

"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."
by James Barley December 25, 2013
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When a guy manages to calm a woman down or to win her over to his side by having sex with her. (james bonding, alternatively)
"Dude, I heard Jacob had a fight with his girlfriend."
"Nah, they are fine again. He is a regular James Bond!"
by Milliman4 April 23, 2020
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The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.
Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?
by Paulie the Guard January 30, 2021
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There seems to be a description of what James Bond should/has to look like, without much room for imagination. Why hasn't there been a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? They limit James Bond to one kind of guy in the movies. Even a female posing as James Bond, or as a leading role without the name James Bond. Give them the hall pass and take away the taboo. That way not every black guy grows up wanting to be the Bond villain.
The Bond villain was converted to good and suddenly he didn't want to kill anybody after that. Would it be a good thing or a bad thing for the next James Bond?
by Paulie the Guard January 30, 2021
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