by mr_JKW April 29, 2007
Jamarcus Jrs. Got soo jacked up on steroids you have to use a micro scope to see it. He is usually the guy who comes up to you at a stop light who looks twenty and says his wife has breast cancer. You can never trust a jamarcus Jr.
by Grandpa Dill Pickle July 04, 2016
The first pick of the 2007 NFL Draft, a QB from LSU. Guaranteed future Pro Football Hall of Famer and a class act off the field too.
"JaMarcus Russell can fling the ball 80 yards with just a flick of his wrist and wins more games than Vince Young ever could."
by JaMarcus Russell is a Beast April 29, 2007
A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.
Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010

