When you are jacking off in the car and you are about to skeet and the airbag
deflates in the driver's seat and you quickly move your penis in the direction
the airbag is going and skeet where the airbag hit's there face and it smacks
the skeet against there face.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.