You got to meet a Jama to love her. Even though she farts when she laughs, she is still a very sexy chick! She gets crushes on all the hot guys, and they usually think she is the best chick around! Pretty doesn't cover it, she is hot gorgeous and has the best heart of anyone her age. When she likes you, your heart melts! A Jama's brothers think she is mouthy, but no one else seems to see that fault in her. A Jama does not like to exercise, but she can sure shake her luscious booty! A Jama can get crabby, but she can also be one of the funniest people in the world. A Jama has really stylish clothes, and the way she wears them is always sexy! She doesn't need makeup to sparkle. Don't pass up a chance to meet with a Jama, she will make your life wonderful and fun!
by Marykate Veras March 25, 2013
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The best kind of guy you will meet,handsome ,sexy tall kind and a little shy but makes you feel very comfortable,best guy to keep as a friend and boyfriend never loose a JAMA
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