oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!

Our boss' name is Jalani.

"I'm tooken" and "I feel some type of way..." (angry voice)"I'm pettin' a dog and it feels good!"

Jalani is the best.

I was weak and weary resting on a park bench when a lady in a tracksuit claiming to be a policewoman asked for my wallet, I complied and handed it over before she hit me and ran away. In hindsight she probably wasn't a person in authority and I felt a right 'Jalani'