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A sexual act which involves inserting

the thumb into the vagina whilst inserting the index finger into the anus. The finger and thumb and then pressed together in a circular motion.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a jalalabad and she loved it.
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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Jalalabad or Djelalabad is the fifth largest city in Afghanistan, and it has a population of around 356k people. It is located in eastern Afghanistan in the province of Nangarhar. The Kabul river runs through Jalalabad. Jalalabad also hosts the mausoleum grave site of King Amanullah Khan and Soraya Tarzi.
I'm visiting Jalalabad royal park this weekend.
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somehting, extreme like, small, big, fat, huge
your moms tits are as big as jalalabad!
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Jalalabad is the third biggest city in Afghanistan. It is east of Kabul, located near the Pakistan border. It has 356k people and is home to the burial site of King Amanullah Khan and his wife queen consort Soraya Tarzi.
I visited the king and queen's burial site in Jalalabad.
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