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Jakub is a Poland boi that thinks his milk is delicious.
Jakub has some delicious milk there boi.
by My milk is delicious October 10, 2019
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Kind, sweet, funny, and sometimes immature. He knows what to say and how to make a girl feel good. He’s always there for his friends. Also he has more than one side to him, and once you get to know them you’ll fall in love. He always brings a smile to everyone’s face. Sometimes he embarrasses you, but most times he’s understanding. He loves to joke a lot, and make funny faces.
Girl: hey Jakub
Jakub: hey how you doing? with a funny expression on his face

Girl: fine, how about you

Jakub: better now that you’re here
by Caterer March 09, 2020
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That person who always carries the team in CS:GO and gets top frag every game.
Who's also a god with the AWP, he will always be there covering your back.
Damn Jakub really carried our team that game.
by Nexuzz July 16, 2018
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Some say is the coolest guy in the Universe.
That Jakub is one hot sexy guy.
by Jakub January 20, 2004
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A polish guy who always wears the same black Woolley hat, even when he is indoors.Some say that he is immune to overheating!!!
Girl 1:I have a really embarrassing haircut.what should I do?
Girl 2: just do a jakub
by Wisewisdom January 23, 2014
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Someone who can be a complete asshole at times but also very caring at other times. He truly thinks turkey is, in fact, sex. When jakub speaks everyone listens because it's always a neat random fact. He never knows how to spell right and he thinks the tables change when they do indeed turn.
I was talking to jakub on house party and he told me how he loves girls with huge pupils
by alix02 December 21, 2016
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