Jakub is a Poland boi that thinks his milk is delicious.

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

Kind, sweet, funny, and sometimes immature. He knows what to say and how to make a girl feel good. He’s always there for his friends. Also he has more than one side to him, and once you get to know them you’ll fall in love. He always brings a smile to everyone’s face. Sometimes he embarrasses you, but most times he’s understanding. He loves to joke a lot, and make funny faces.

That person who always carries the team in CS:GO and gets top frag every game.
Who's also a god with the AWP, he will always be there covering your back.

Some say is the coolest guy in the Universe.

A polish guy who always wears the same black Woolley hat, even when he is indoors.Some say that he is immune to overheating!!!

Someone who can be a complete asshole at times but also very caring at other times. He truly thinks turkey is, in fact, sex. When jakub speaks everyone listens because it's always a neat random fact. He never knows how to spell right and he thinks the tables change when they do indeed turn.