Jakob is someone that is irreplaceable to you in your life. If he is a part of your family, you adore him, if he is your bestfriend you adore him, and if he is your boyfriend, then you adore him. But if he is all three of those you are head over heels in love with this kid.

Jakob is spontaneous, adventurous, athletic, and so loving. He is someone with visible strength within his muscles but also within his heart. He is someone you never want to lose because he is just that incredible to you, and everyone around it can see it as well. Jacobs are common but Jakobs are rare, once you meet a Jakob you'll never look at anyone else like you do at him. There is most typically only one Jakob in your life and that one is in it forever. He is honest, and faithful, and loves you for you. Most of all though, you truly love him.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Jakob is a sweet and kind person.He is hot and also he is there when you need him.You will never look at any other person like you do at Jakob.He might have blue eyes and short light brown hair.And he has one of kind personality.

Jakobs are very mysterious, they don't like to hang with the usual crowd. Very smart but they never do their homework. Jakobs enjoy being secluded, they wouldn't want to waste any of their life around people they can't connect with. Jakobs love horror, films and horror films. Jakobs are hard to figure out. But once you do decipher one, You'll discover just how amazing Jakobs are. Jakobs are the funniest most incredibly passionate, caring, sexy, loving, adoring, kissable, warm hearted, handsome, affectionate, dedicated, deeply understanding, spontaneous, crazy lovers you will have ever known. A Jakob is the kind of guy you couldn't go a day without. You could talk with one for hours and feel like you are the only two people in the world. They stick to their guns and are good at making smart-ass comebacks. Jakobs are some of the creepiest looking guys but still manage to be unbelievably attractive. Long dark curly hair and deep dark brown eyes. Jakobs are endless pits of unspoken emotion. Jakobs tend to have incredible smiles and perfect laughs. You will never forget the first time you see a Jakob smile at you. They can turn you on instantly. They have the ability to love you unconditionally. You've never fallen in love, till you've fallen for a Jakob. Once you're in his arms you'll never want to leave. Once you kiss a Jakob, you'll never want to kiss any other lips but his.

Jakob is an awesome name, for awesome people. Its arameic, and means "Follower of god" but few Jakob`s are religious. A Jakob has the ability to be serious and funny at the same time, and if you want a shoulder to cry on, go find a Jakob. Jakob`s are funny, kind, smart-dressed, intelligent, streetsmart, and a Bro to count on. Hell take the fat girl home, so you can get laid with her sexy friend. A Jakob is abit weird, but in a cool way. Imagine a Hipster Barney, with the brain of Stephen Hawking, and the swag of T.I. and the wit of Christopher Hitchens, and there you have it.

Jakob is shy at first but will open up to you if you get to know him. His hair is normally brownish blonde and messy. He is definitely a nerd and if you haven’t watched any of Star Wars, he will clear his schedule for the next month to watch the Star Wars movies with you. He is a real gentleman who will always hold the door for friends. He isn’t into relationships unless he finds a girl really meant for him. He will give you food if you ask. Tell him your darkest fears and he’ll pull an all-nighter making a horror game based off your fear.

I could leave this definition at just 'perfect' and that'd be okay, but it just doesn't seem to be enough. Jakob is an amazing guy who could brighten your whole day just by him smiling at you. Any girl would be lucky to have him around. He's the biggest sweetheart you could meet and will always be there for you. Jakob has this wonderful way of making everything okay when nothing seems right. Jakob is so caring, handsome, kind, and thoughtful. It's hard to not love him. You'll never be bored around him because he always keeps people laughing and smiling. Every moment with him makes unforgettable memories. You'll hope for millions more, too. Jakob is the most flawless and stunning boy you could meet in and you'll never want to lose him. I sure don't He's my sweet perfection.