A combination of Jake/Jacob and Zachary. Most likely given to a boy by indecisive American parents that wanted their child to have a unique name. Jakerys aren't very common so there really isn't a stereotype to describe them as. If they're anything like Jakes and Zachs, they can be a nerd when it comes to school and excels in class or a sport jockey (will start out playing soccer/football but can branch out into baseball/football once they're older. Or both. Or they might be gay. Hell, maybe even all three. THAT would be a unique person. Their name would accurately describe their traits as a rare breed of human.
"You hear about that new kid Jakery?"
"Yeah it's a really weird name but he's crushing on Jacob. He's also the smartest kid in my AP Civics class."
"Really? He stomped my team's ass in gym when we played basketball. He follows MLB, NFL, NBA, EFL, and all of the other sports accounts on Instagram..."
"Damn he's gay, smart, AND good a sports?! Guess his personality lives up to his unique name..."
"Yeah it's a really weird name but he's crushing on Jacob. He's also the smartest kid in my AP Civics class."
"Really? He stomped my team's ass in gym when we played basketball. He follows MLB, NFL, NBA, EFL, and all of the other sports accounts on Instagram..."
"Damn he's gay, smart, AND good a sports?! Guess his personality lives up to his unique name..."
by Rhin0 Wreck March 12, 2020
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
A beautiful creature spawned from the mouth of Dani Filth in the year 1990. Often referred to as "starfish" or "beautifulest person in the world."
Incredible guitarist and bassist
small things, but always has a legitimate reason to back up the emotions.
One of those people who rarely shows happiness but is always perfectly content with the life he has.
God to some
Human to others
and
The most important thing
I'm in love with one...
Incredible guitarist and bassist
small things, but always has a legitimate reason to back up the emotions.
One of those people who rarely shows happiness but is always perfectly content with the life he has.
God to some
Human to others
and
The most important thing
I'm in love with one...
by ItsasecretxD March 18, 2010
by jkaeryii@nazgrel February 03, 2010
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

