A thicc pimp daddy

someone who is sexy beyond mean

Jaken is probably the best looking person you will ever meet. You could describe him as really hot and attractive, over the top handsome, extremely sexy and super sweet. He smells better than everything you've ever smelled and it is impossible not to fall in love with him. If he falls in love with you too you're the happiest person in the world.

The ultimate smartest person you'll meet. The Queen of grammar. Someone who sometimes whispers to weird things like lightposts or smartie boxes.

A really funny person with great side comments for school. Always makes your face turn bright red with laughter. Also super cute.

Doing nothing while your co-worker picks up your slack. Principally someone who has been jaken will also belittle you for your hard work.