A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.
by D_strikes September 25, 2017
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Getting together with friends and circle jerking with each other.
Ha! You guys Union Jake!

But you didn't invite me!

/lame ass example
by Michael Eisner January 28, 2009
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Like my orange juice
like my water
like my world of tanks

hate my brother
hate the women
Simpleton Jake is a simple jake who likes his orange juice
by David Spy February 12, 2021
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Skylar and Jake are the perfect couple. Skylar usually finds her crush for Jake right after they start talking and Jake finds his shortly after. They are predicted to starting dating between June 15-17.
Skylar and Jake: *Talking and Laughinng*

Person 1: Omg is that Jake and Skylar talking?!

Person 2: OMG IT IS! They definitely like each other.

Person 1: Good thing it’s almost June 15-17
by Hotgurlsummerbitch June 10, 2021
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The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021
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zahra is the #1 black shim jaeyun stan. she has been a fan of since iland! with shim jaeyuns talent, charm and amazing looks, he just had to become her ult of ENHYPEN. its the shim jaeyun effect
oh have you heard about the best black jake stan?
yeah oh, isnt her name zahra?
by iheartjaeyun July 26, 2021
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