Jakeing

1. To become creepily overly obsessed with another person early on in a realationship or friendship

2. To tell a girl 'I love you' way too early in the relationship

3. To tell someone you are basically their boyfriend

4. To always be at your locker

1. He's totally jakeing and telling me he loves me every two minutes!

2. It's been one day and he's already told me he loves me! He's totally jakeing.

3. He's jakeing and telling me I'm his boyfriend

4. He left class early to meet me at my locker. He's jakeing hardcore.

by ClingyBitch October 21, 2013

jake

an amazing, gorgeous, and caring guy. he truly understands when you say you just want to be friends... those kind of guys are hard to find. he will be your best friend, and honesty is something he doesn't struggle with at all. he will say the most amazing things to you... as a friend, wanting nothing more than friendship. so glad i have a jake. becoming best friends feels so natural... hope that doesn't sound too cheesy.

once you find a jake, you know you've found a best friend for life.

by not sure? ;* March 10, 2012

jakes

urban slang for a federal agent

Nitti, you best ta break ike, the jakes
is on they way!

by Ike Nephsson July 29, 2003

jake

is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..

have you seen kristen's jake?

by kristen.carter.26 November 30, 2008

jaked

To be deserted, blown off or otherwise ignored by a close friend.

Though we arrived at the event together, I got jaked and thus had to find my own ride home.

by Dillon Robert September 24, 2015

jakes

1.A street slang for pigs , feds,or any other kind of ilumminati driven snakes.
:Derived from the bull shit T.V show about Dumb pigs entitled: "JAKE and The Fat Man"

*Example:taken from "Track 20" on Killarmy's (2003)album"Fear,Love,& War"

Here comes the JAKES red alert; They got trampled on; A COP lost one arm; Kilarmy still live on stage during Red Dawn; Hey yo where's the obsticle, anythings possible; Allah sees everything kid, check the optical.

by Gggg G-Unit December 3, 2003

jake

The life of every party, the kind of guy ladies love and guys envy

Bob: Wow, look at that dude, he's a total jake.
Lisa: No kidding, I wonder if he's single...

by jjmcphee007 April 16, 2009