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Jake cums on fords is a shortass bitch who likes to spunk on ford cars and complain about being a nerd
Person 1: hey who is that short guy cumming on my car?
Person 2: it's a Jake cums-on-fords
by Somegayhater January 03, 2020
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Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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