Jake Daniel Rowley is the greatest person to ever exist. He has the best friends in the world (Nuno, Ffiôn, jayjay, the list goes on because he’s so popular) however, his greatest asset is his 25 inch pump action yogurt rifle! Legend has it girls feel a sudden urge to drop trou and hop on his slong. He also has the cutest dog in the world and her name is Lemmy.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.