Jake pauler: Mom, can you buy me some jake paul merch?
Mom: What tf did you just say?!?
Jake pauler: I want some Jake paul merch bc he’s my favorite youtuber!
Mom: HANK! LOAD THE CAR, WE HAVE TO GO AND DROP BILLY OFF AT THE ORPHANAGE!!!!!
by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma April 23, 2019
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A harsher term for retardation, can also be used to describe a fan of YouTube/Vine star Jake Paul the man-child.
"He's such a Jake Pauler."
by arlosbestfriend August 06, 2017
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Fucking retards between the ages of 5 and 12. They will believe anything their fucking brain dead idol says because they're all impressionable little cunts.

They believe he's savage when in reality he's just another fucking moron vlogger with a big ego.
Jake Pauler: "Oh my god he's so flippin savage! He dabs on those haters and I want to ride his fucking cock."

Anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up and kill yourself."
by haha funny meme August 04, 2017
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Another word for being retarded, People called this tend to be spastic so stay away from them
Bro, Jonny's been acting weird lately
Ohh, he's a jake pauler
by OurOwnFather October 07, 2017
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Somebody so mentally disabled that we need to use the power of anime and god to send them to the shadow realm
by Billy ded January 09, 2019
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