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Jake pauler: Mom, can you buy me some jake paul merch?
Mom: What tf did you just say?!?
Jake pauler: I want some Jake paul merch bc he’s my favorite youtuber!
Mom: HANK! LOAD THE CAR, WE HAVE TO GO AND DROP BILLY OFF AT THE ORPHANAGE!!!!!
by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma April 23, 2019
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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Another name for a retarded person.
Hit my head off the cement and now I'm a Jake pauler who needs to have his diaper changed every hour.
by Fingerme6969 July 29, 2017
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A harsher term for retardation, can also be used to describe a fan of YouTube/Vine star Jake Paul the man-child.
"He's such a Jake Pauler."
by arlosbestfriend August 06, 2017
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Fucking retards between the ages of 5 and 12. They will believe anything their fucking brain dead idol says because they're all impressionable little cunts.

They believe he's savage when in reality he's just another fucking moron vlogger with a big ego.
Jake Pauler: "Oh my god he's so flippin savage! He dabs on those haters and I want to ride his fucking cock."

Anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up and kill yourself."
by haha funny meme August 04, 2017
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