found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)
person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
by kniveschau November 12, 2021
The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.
by crumpled up piece of paper November 14, 2021
by urmom28 November 17, 2021
Boo Foo'd; getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.
by H-Town SLY February 15, 2006
Boo Foo'd, getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.
by H-Town SLY February 9, 2006
A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a sexiness overload. He's just too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES. I SHIT YOU NOT.
Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO TO BREAK THIS THOT'S NECK.
by someone you dont know June 13, 2014
A term used to describe a homosexual and/or a chronic masturbator as demonstrated in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead.
1. Chris Rock : Yo Dave, I heard that Eddie Murphy left his wife for a guy in New Edition.
Dave Chappelle : Eddie Murphy went jake gyllenhaal ???!!!
Charlie Murphy : . . . I thought those leather suits in Delerious and Raw were just a fad. Turns out my brother's a fag.
Dave Chappelle : Eddie Murphy went jake gyllenhaal ???!!!
Charlie Murphy : . . . I thought those leather suits in Delerious and Raw were just a fad. Turns out my brother's a fag.
by The Truth & Nothing but The Truth March 21, 2006