An unemployed man with too much facial hair and body hair. Usually too loud and extremely bad at expressing himself. A jailam may try to tell you he is outside your door but end up saying he is on the outside of a door like structure in your immediate vicinity. All in all a jailam is a useless cunt loved by his friends and hated by everyone who's opinions don't matter. If you find yourself a jailam keep him close and you won't regret it.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.