Chuck Norris once walked the earth with a massive erection. There were no survivors. This is an example of dominance and excellence.
Used in a sentence: Man, Chuck Norris is so Jay Patel.
Used in a sentence: Man, Chuck Norris is so Jay Patel.
by Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet August 25, 2008
Everyone with this name ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS built like Squidward. There NO CHANCE that they nose less than 2 feet long. Jay Patel's also be garbo at math and always be having bad grades.
by ipeepant November 05, 2020
A vegetarian God with a muscular physique and beautiful sun-kissed skin. Someone who is a Jay Patel cannot use scalpels or swim.
by jaypatel730 December 01, 2017
Many see this guy as a punching bag where they can let all of their anger out. But beware, if you bully him around enough, he will snap. You will regret even talking to Jai Patel after you make him angry because he doesn’t simply let you off with a warning. Believe it or not, Jai Patel actually snapped against Kale Brattin. Obviously he could have easily been disintegrated, but Kale Brattin respected his bravery and spared him. Even though Jai Patel quite literally shit his pants after getting mad at Kale Brattin, he is still known as a very brave man.
John: ha you stink loser
Joe: Dude, cut it out, stop bullying me.
Jeff: yeah John, Joe’s like a Jai Patel, if you aren’t careful, he’s gonna beat the crap out of you and give you a double decker wedgie.
John: Ok ok ok, please joe, I didn’t mean any of it, just please don’t hurt me.
Joe: Dude, cut it out, stop bullying me.
Jeff: yeah John, Joe’s like a Jai Patel, if you aren’t careful, he’s gonna beat the crap out of you and give you a double decker wedgie.
John: Ok ok ok, please joe, I didn’t mean any of it, just please don’t hurt me.
by God Seeker November 20, 2019
by asdffdsaasdffdsa1111 August 11, 2010