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someone who is beautiful, smart, quite independent, and talented. noun

the characteristics of cool. adjective

proud african- american christian (Ethiopian descent)usually tall, skinny, very dark brown curly hair; an absolute beauty
No one beats Jahla!

I see your trying to be Jahla today!

That's so Jahla of you!
by Mrs.Techno-Electro December 08, 2008
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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One of amazing talents, usually envied by men and wanted by women
That guy is such a Jahla.
by Anonymous April 01, 2003
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She is a rude pioneer that everyone hates she is salty unkind and undaddy like overall just a plain disgusting hoe. She dates ugly people with phat noses when she would much rather be with a ranga year 7. She does have pretty soft hair tho. Amen
β€œEw did you see that Bitch over there”

β€œYeah that was fully festy”
β€œShe must be a Jahla”
by Phattt daddy November 16, 2019
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Jahla-Jahla is a sweet thick girl that will talk you to Def and you will like personality jahla fits in at her school but lots of people don’t like her and all jahla is a christen and she loves church and she loves school
β€’ β€œHeyy jahla” hi ... β€œwryd” nun u?? β€œ same old same old
by Jayla foreman January 03, 2019
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