Jag

A jock who's also gay but usually in the closet. They walk around with a veneer of masculine bravado but suck dick when no one's looking.

Man, that guy on the baseball team is Jaggot weirdo.
I heard he gives b.j.'s in the weight room after dark.

by Milf Tosser August 14, 2008

Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff

by ben June 5, 2003

Jag

1. To flake out, or not keep one's word.

2. To masturbate.

1. You threw me the jag the other day when you didn't come to the movie, after you said you would.

2. I caught my friend jagging to a porn video the other day.

by MoMo72 June 12, 2009

Jag

Often a white man that goes to the pub on the weekdays. They have no game.

Look at that man at the pub on a Tuesday! What a jag!

by Basicwhitegirlstarbuckslover July 16, 2019

Jag

A jackass, douchebag or asshole.

Hah! ur girlfriend broke up with u!

Dude, ur such a jag

by Bruinadams March 20, 2012

Jag

A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.

"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"

by Jake January 7, 2005

Jag

Pretending to be straight, but really is of a homosexual persuasion.

"He says he wants to go out with her, but just slept with Mike. What a JAG!"

by Toots04401 December 2, 2013