(v) To masturbate

A small eskimo woman, who likes to rub noses with lamp posts.

Avoid at all costs.

(Owns scary implements of pleasure.)

A girl who is a really dirty bitch!

A jaff is a person who has more or bigger vibrators than you, usually causing you great upset.

An absolute astounding basketball player with the skill set of Kobe and MJ combined. Has a record of 61-5-1 in 1v1s to 11. Led his varsity highschool team to provincials, averaging a triple-double.

Someone who is so British that they would gladly change their name to a piece of British confectionary. It can also be used when a person interrupts a conversation with something that doesn't relate to the original conversation. The American version is a twink