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A relatively retarted person who doesn't know how to get above 10 on any of his exams. He also needs to stop getting on the goon bag all the time.

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Oh shit I did a "Jaemon"
by cheeseburgerchief September 13, 2020
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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