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A term for anyone that you wish to avoid and ignore, as if they did not exist.

usually follows the phrase "o shit"
as in "o shit........Jaeckle ALERT!!!"
1) Me: hey austin i jsut saw ur ex in the hall.
Austin: O shit, its Jaeckle alert

2) *as austin's ex walks by*
Austin: o shit...Jaeckle alert!!!!
by MoGaNAM December 23, 2008
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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