A beautiful, stylish girl.
Someone you want to spend a lot of time with. She's brilliant. Bring her home to mama, or just bring her home if you can!
Someone you want to spend a lot of time with. She's brilliant. Bring her home to mama, or just bring her home if you can!
by badbeat March 20, 2009
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
One who is glorious and fun. Often outgoing and insanely funny. Can be quite blunt, made for the stage, and loyal.
aka: perfect
aka: perfect
by beautimous February 17, 2010
An initially shy and quiet, smoking hot, intelligent, sexually uninhibited, party hard lady who is surprisingly and annoyingly loyal. Jacquie's are practically a different breed. She is always trying to put a smile on your face, one way or another. Jacquie's aren't the relationship type so when you do get one in a relationship-- treat her like the princess that she is or another fella will strike like a snake craving a pussy cat.
That amazing Jacquie is dating you because you snatched her up before she saw someone else's huge penis.
by DirtySlick August 13, 2011
Jacquie is hype AF. she is the girl that made that bitch famous. all others around her can't help but be envious. Jacquie doesn't need expensive highlighter she glows all on her own. If you're looking for wifey get you a Jacquie.
by mrs.lovalova January 13, 2017
An girl that is amazing and perfect she has everyone heart it is so easy to full inlove with her she is easily the definition of perfection any boy is lucky to have her in there life never let one go because if u do that u just let a million dream go away from u she is the most caring and charming person ever and the best hugger ever even tho she may be quiet she has a heart like everyone else but this heart is from above she is a angel from god himself love her and never let her go
by Joyale November 18, 2019
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