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French version of Jack. Visually stunning, athletic, smart individual. Never drank soy in his life. Goes to the gym all the time, great abs. Funny, has a great chin. Impeccable jawline, and beautiful eyes. Has many women, but he usually rejects them all because he's too perfect for anyone else. Indestructible, very good at video-games. Healthy.

Synonyms: Perfect, Chad, Alpha.
Guy 1: Yo, you see Stacy over there? You should totally go out with her.
Guy 2: Nah, she's totally into Jacques. I mean, he's just too dang great of a guy.
by 0Jacques December 16, 2020
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Jacque (jah-KEW) n.

1. An individual of ambiguous gender with face similar to that of an elderly woman's vagina.

2. A ceremonial butt plug used by homosexuals during parades.
That goddam Jacque can't even read correctly! Somebody tackle that thing quickly and pee on it!

Just before turning onto 55th Street for the start of the third annual Gay Pride Parade, Stephen inserted a Jacque into his anus.
by George PapaDeux December 17, 2015
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A homosexual being who likes to have sex with boys. Always likes to put down the people with his sharp words.
Always shows off his skills in sports and shows of his big cock. Likes masturbating with the help of his parents and his siblings. Overall, a Dickhead. If you see a person with a name Jacques and a hot girl, fuck Jacques before fucking the hot girl.
People with the name Jacques always break their leg once in a lifetime. Often while playing ball sports.
Man!! Look at that Jacques!
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sexy, awesome, smart, funny. Appears dumb and awkward at first, but starts to grow on you.
That guy's a total jacques.
by DrCheeseCurds May 23, 2019
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A friend named Jacque is a friend to keep. He is a unique person if many ways. He will make sure you never forget your stuff and he will make sure everything goes as planned. He a devoted, selfless, caring man with one goal: make everyone happy. Jacque will always be there for you no matter what
If you need help, Jacque can help
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