A funny, sporty, sweet, smart, down to earth, gorgeous man. Knows how to say all the right things to turn your day around. Can bring a smile to your face with one look at him and your heart will race while your mind loses track of everything. Gives the best hugs on earth and is comforting when needed. He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He can make you the happiest girl on earth. He's someone you'll never want to lose, and someone you'll never forget. He'd make the best boyfriend ever.
Jacob
by Laina_C September 22, 2012
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Jacob may not be all that in looks and he knows that, but he will treat his girlfriend like a queen, he kind, sensitive, smart, and funny. He knows how to make you laugh and he can honestly make you feel happy all the time, he is really good with words, but sometimes he total brain farts. He would never EVER hurt an animal unless it hurts them and same with a person, and he's never afraid to prove a point. He loves to play games especially Rocket League, HE ADDICTED TO THE DANG GAME, but honestly has a hard life. Even though he has a hard life, he still smiles because he doesn't want you to feel bad about him. But he knows all the time whether he'll make you happy or sad. I know this because I am a Jacob, I am not trying to say all this because I am a Jacob I am just telling the truth.
Jacob is really nice
by John Jacob Singletary December 7, 2017
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A man with a massive penis that is just wow I can't even explain how big it is. He is sexy,got a giant dick and has a giant penis. Oh and did I say he has a huge dick well he does. It towers above all men raining down on the unworthy my oh my that is great
''Wow look at that jacob''
''What even is that,I need it inside of me''
by Santaswagswag December 9, 2013
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The most amazing guy out there, Jacobs are funny, kind, attractive, tall, and have great hair. Even though at times Jacobs can be incredibly annoying, they always find a way for you to forgive them. They are the most trustworthy people and no matter what time of the night it is, a Jacob will listen to you and be your shoulder to cry on. Jacobs sometimes tend to fall into the friendzone, but that's only because they're the best guy friend you'll ever have. Love you :)
Girl 1: I've been so stressed, how have you been holding up lately?

Girl 2: I have a support system

Girl 1: what do you mean?

Girl 2:...Jacob

Girl 1: Luckyyyy
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He's a nasa cyborg and takes peoples food
Wow look at that cyborg his name must be Jacob
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