A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.

A piece of shit no one likes.

A very attractive man who is looking for girls who have nice curves. He is rude at times and beats his children, but he always finds ways to look good and stay fresh.

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Is a dad of a 4 year old kid named Jacob. Jacobs dad is suspicious and nerdy. Is a drug dealer. Forcing kids to hug his son.