Top definition
A man of little to no life worth. A Jacob Saldivar has an extremely small, and in some cases, an inverted penis. More often than not, a Jacob Saldivar is very homosexual. He is also known for having sex with animals, and even his own pets. He will try and disprove his superior, a John Gill, but ultimately fail in every attempt. He looks very similar to an ancient turtle called Master Oogway.
"I thought I was watching national geographic but instead it was a Jacob Saldivar raping a turtle!"

"I saw Jacob Saldivar in a movie yesterday. It was Kung Fu Panda!"
by TheDarkOne3799 March 01, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Jacob Saldivar mug for your mom Riley.