About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods