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Jacob bruno is a Cancer sign. You can always find him in a hat, hoodie, or jacket. He’s as sweet as sugar, and he’s a hot bitch for sure. He’ll be there when you need him the most. He gives great advice but you need to remember.. everyone’s got their own problems as well. He is the number one guy to ask to prom. He’s got a big heart as well, one that’ll make yours swell.
Girl: “Jacob Bruno is so hot!”
Me: “Shut the fuck up! That’s my boyfriend!”
by Jadeg1126 May 18, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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