One of the most gross girls around. She'll fuck any guy that gives her a bit of attention. She doesn't care if he's taken or not.
by FinestAround March 14, 2017
Mariella is the sweetest most beautiful, gorgeous and stunning person in the whole world; she is caring, sweet kind and very sexy. ;) She has a high chance of being a gamer girl and if so she is 100x hotter. She always knows where she is going in life. She is very intense and strong on the outside but on the inside she a soft girl who is just *muah* and I love her very much!
wow, thats a Mariella Jackson!!
this ones a gamer girl so she's extra sexy!!
oh shit my pants came off!!
this ones a gamer girl so she's extra sexy!!
oh shit my pants came off!!
by brae brae December 18, 2020
Mariella is the sweetest most beautiful, gorgeous and stunning person in the whole world; she is caring, sweet kind and very sexy. ;) She has a high chance of being a gamer girl and if so she is 100x hotter. She always knows where she is going in life. She is very intense and strong on the outside but on the inside she a soft girl who is just *muah* and I love her very much!
wow, thats a Mariella Jackson!!
this ones a gamer girl so she's extra sexy!!
oh shit my pants came off!!
this ones a gamer girl so she's extra sexy!!
oh shit my pants came off!!
by brae brae December 18, 2020
The greatest Australian Rules footballer of all time. Started out in the VFL in 1980 for the Richmond Tigers. Did not play a senior game, but received invaluable guidance from coach Tom Hafey and others on the Tigers coaching staff on how to play at the top level. Went on to the Melbourne Demons, St Kilda Saints and Geelong Cats to kick 308 goals from only 82 games.
A true show man, who was known to celebrate goals in his own unique ways. Would kick straight and would also handpass to running players. Never backed down from the biffo. Gave some of the goody goody Hawthorn defenders a hiding on occasion. The so called 'do gooders' in the media and football circles would chastise Jacko because he was different to all his fellow football players. A man who dared to be different, played like a fuckin genius and made his respective clubs a shitload of cash.
Post retirement, Jacko branched out into acting, advertising and boxing - usually charity bouts for kids with health problems. Also performed around Australia on stage with his good mate Chopper Read as The Wild Colonial Psychos.
The current AFL should employ him as the CEO. Jacko, I salute you.
A true show man, who was known to celebrate goals in his own unique ways. Would kick straight and would also handpass to running players. Never backed down from the biffo. Gave some of the goody goody Hawthorn defenders a hiding on occasion. The so called 'do gooders' in the media and football circles would chastise Jacko because he was different to all his fellow football players. A man who dared to be different, played like a fuckin genius and made his respective clubs a shitload of cash.
Post retirement, Jacko branched out into acting, advertising and boxing - usually charity bouts for kids with health problems. Also performed around Australia on stage with his good mate Chopper Read as The Wild Colonial Psychos.
The current AFL should employ him as the CEO. Jacko, I salute you.
Mark 'Jacko' Jackson, a fuckin legend.
"I'm an original, you can't fool me!"
"Oi! Oi!"
"I thought Corobboree was Aboriginal for robbery!"
"The current batch of AFL players are a bunch of frauds and cheats!"
Yuppie or hipster AFL fan - "Mark Jackson was nothing but a thug and show pony who hardly played a game.
Me - Jacko was a fuckin legend of the game who could kick fuckin straight and didn't tolerate any bullshit. Now go home with your cute little beard and over priced boutique doggy and fuck your mother!
"I'm an original, you can't fool me!"
"Oi! Oi!"
"I thought Corobboree was Aboriginal for robbery!"
"The current batch of AFL players are a bunch of frauds and cheats!"
Yuppie or hipster AFL fan - "Mark Jackson was nothing but a thug and show pony who hardly played a game.
Me - Jacko was a fuckin legend of the game who could kick fuckin straight and didn't tolerate any bullshit. Now go home with your cute little beard and over priced boutique doggy and fuck your mother!
by Superbowl Xv March 28, 2018
"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"
"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"
"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."
by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020
When a white confederate truck owner says he hasn’t fucked his sister when in reality he has done it multiple times.
by Fractman21 October 28, 2019