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sick lax bro who thinks he is sick. Unfortunately he is not.
Yo that sick laxer is such a jackshaft
by jayme trilling January 04, 2013
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Jun 17 Word of the Day
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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A. The act of masturbating a thick meaty phallus, roughly and with intent (typically to completion). All twig action, the berries don’t get a look in.

B. A good band name.
A. Fancy popping around this evening for a drink? Only if I’m also gonna get a good old jackshaft - I’m backed up at the moment, and suspect I have a hair trigger.

B. Hey guys - I’m heading down the club tonight, a few pints and to watch that band Jackshaft - they’re awesome, and with a hot singer.
by DrummerInABand April 21, 2021
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