May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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He is wonderful and so handsome yet he doesn't know it. He'll fall in love and know it's fate. He's a down to earth, and one loving guy. He will never let his guard down.
by Girl lol May 24, 2016
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Boyfriend of a girl named Jessica who is 1-2 years Older than him, probably eating bp chicken bites right now
by Deeman69 September 01, 2019
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This is typically a boys name but can be a girl too it is a name for a girl who loves mountain biking and Instagram and tiktok.
by jackie_bear April 24, 2020
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The definition of jacksen is a very overall smart pretty girl most likely son of jack but could be a girls name don't think it's only a boy's name. Also could be a name for a girl who loves riding mountain bikes.😀😉🐺
by jackie_bear April 20, 2020
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Jacksen is an amazing person. Very pretty loves Christmas and writing also mountain biking and cares about other people. Jacksen is amazing.
by jackie_bear September 22, 2020