Knocking out some of the teeth of an individual or inflicting tooth loss yourself during the month of October in order to give another person fallatio during the Halloween Season. Making your mouth resemble one of a carved pumpkin in order to give head.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.