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A man who likes the taste of his own cum and enjoys drinking it, preferably after butt-sex, but not mandatory.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
"I can't believe Russ is a manager now."
"I know. He's such a douchebag. Did I tell you that after we slept together, he took off the condom and drank its contents?"
"Wow. What a jackmonk."
"I know. He's such a douchebag. Did I tell you that after we slept together, he took off the condom and drank its contents?"
"Wow. What a jackmonk."
by Dr. Cobs May 14, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018