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To steal money from a house.
"Yo foo i was jackin da cheese from da barn and my neighbors came home and caught me jigga!"
by David March 16, 2004
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 10, 2008
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When you say you’re going to do something as simple as hanging out with your friends and then don’t.
Cooper was jackin tonight on hanging with us.
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When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.
Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn
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One who masturbates with a pocket pussy made of a stax can (lays off brand Pringles).
I was jackin' your stax after my parents went to bed last night.
by Black_Daddy December 12, 2017
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