The act of completly forgetting ones main objective and becoming distracted by a meaningless task
While setting up the water display at work, Jake discovered a bouncy ball on the floor and proceded to bounce it off the ceiling for 30 minutes. It was only until his Supervisor came and told him to stop Jackin' Your Dick and he got back to work.
by Crab Doctor October 04, 2010
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When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.
Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.

Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.

by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008
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verb. (DSJ) when two people engage in givin each other hand jobs in the doggie style position. the new and improved 69
redcoat girl and awkward virgin kid were Doggie style jackin' with 6 other dudes in the room.
by Louis Biglerville February 17, 2010
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1.) The act of giving a bj, usually preformed during class when the substitute teacher is not looking.

2.) An obnoxious amount of talking.

3.) Talking in class while giving head.
"Stop your jaw-jackin', it's time to take this vocab quiz."
by mdcrfreak March 20, 2009
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male masturbation, humorous jab at male friend for playing with himself.
We were short handed at work all week while you were home jackin' your jillywagon.
by blackhair69 November 14, 2012
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An alternative way of saying "I'm joking", most commonly present in the North East of England (AKA Geordie land).
'Jackin' being a substitute for the word 'joking'.
Friend1: "I just saw an old lady pull her knickers down!"
Friend2: "WTH! Where?!"
Friend1: "Am Jackin ya chips man!"
by PeggyMcLeggy August 06, 2009
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