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The wife of President John F. Kennedy. Considered by many to be the hottest first lady ever. She was known for her great fashion sense, elegance and beauty. She also refurnished the White House into the prettiest house in America turning into the historical museum it is today. She loved her husband so much she was willing to ignore that he was boning Marilyn Monroe and every other woman in America. After her husband's brains were splattered on her dress in 1963. She went into obscurity and later married Aristotle Onassis in 1968 who was the richest man in the world at that time. But she didn't love him and married him only for the money as she didn't get much inheritance from her dead former husband. When he died in 1975, Jackie later returned to becoming a fashion icon and model and naughty naked photos of her surfaced in Huster magazine soon after. She died in 1994 of cancer.
Jackie Kennedy was definately the hottest first lady ever, she makes Hillary Clinton look like a dead horse.
by MG14 June 02, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011