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When you jizz on your fist when having sex and punch the girl in the vigina making sure all the jizz goes into the vigina. Also, you must give out a high pitched asian scream while punching for a full effect. It only counts as a Jackie Chan Thrust if the girl is impregnated
Tom: Man, I'm in shit dude.
Jack: Why what happened?
Tom: I gave Suzy a Jackie Chan Thrust and she won't get an abortion.
Jack: Why what happened?
Tom: I gave Suzy a Jackie Chan Thrust and she won't get an abortion.
by bigdick130 May 10, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018