1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.

For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.

A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.

The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".

Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.

someone with no patience who laughs at things that really aren't funny at all. they are also beautiful and adorable.