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A scooter fag that is always down at the Wodo skato doing mad bri's.
But, because of his obsession with scootering, his social life took a steep decline, therefore making him date girls more than 2 years younger than him
@jack_.007
"Man, that kid is garbage at scootering"
"Yeah, I bet he's a real Jack Janke"

"Why is that 14 year old dating a 12 year old?"
"Probably because he's Jack Janke"
"True, True."
by Phargo September 11, 2019
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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